Here is some Dolly Parton Quotes which explain why she is awesome:
"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. "
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either."
"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"
"If I see something saggin', baggin', or draggin', I'm gone have it nipped, tucked, or sucked!"
